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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - Diferite Glumite - 1 » 21:33 28 Thu Mar 2024

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  • 3436 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    O femeie nu voia sa-si marite fata cu Abdul. Incercand sa-l faca sa se razgandeasca, ii spune: - Daca vrei sa te mariti cu fiica mea, adu-i un Mertzan. - Abdul iubeste, Abdul doreste, Abdul aduce Mertzan! Aduce Abdul Mertzanul, mama, disperata, incearca din nou : - Fata mea nu se marita cu tine decat daca o sa aiba vile la munte si la mare. - Abdul iubeste, Abdul doreste, Abdul cumpara vile ! Cumpara Abdul vile, mamei ii vine o ultima idee : - Fata mea nu poate sa se marite decat cu cineva care o are de 30 de centimetri ! - Abdul iubeste, Abdul doreste, Abdul mai taie!

    2009/08/05 12:04 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 3437 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Suna blonda la CFR: -Imi spuneti va rog cat face trenul din Tg.Mures pana in Bucuresti?

    -O secunda...

    -Multumesc!!!

    2009/08/05 12:04 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 3438 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un grup de politisti de duc la teatru.Pe cand se rula foarte frumos piesa o femeie se ridica in picioare si incepe sa tipe:

    -Unde-i criminalul? Unde-i criminalul?

    La care o voce din spate ii raspunde:

    -In spatele tau daca nu stai jos!

    2009/08/05 12:04 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 3439 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multisyllabic word?"

    Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher! Oh, me, me!"

    The teacher smiles and says, "All right, Johnny, what is your multisyllabic word?"

    Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate."

    The teacher is taken aback, but she manages to smile and says, "Wow, Johnny, that's a mouthful."

    Little Johnny says, "No, ma'am, you're thinking of a blowjob. I'm talking about jerking off."

    2009/08/05 12:04 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 3440 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Gheorghe era in tren cu un arab. Arabul scoate o rosie. Gheorge il intreaba:

    - Ce e aia?

    - O rosie.

    - La noi sunt de 10 ori mai mari.

    arabul mai scoate un castravete. gheorghe il intreaba:

    - Ce e ala?

    - Un castravete.

    - La noi sunt de 10 ori mai mari.

    Enervat, arabul scoate un pepene. gheorge intreaba:

    - Ce e ala?

    - Un bob de mazare.

    2009/08/05 12:04 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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