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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - Diferite Glumite - 1 » 20:04 19 Fri Apr 2024

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  • 4556 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Care este diferenta dintre vicii si obiceiuri?

    - Viciile sunt defectele celorlalti, iar ale noastre sunt obiceiuri!

    2009/08/05 13:11 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 4557 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Cu vocea stinsă de durere .....

    Spunea Vadim la o băută.....

    Partidul nostru e-n cădere

    Şi-i trebuia o...paraşută.

    2009/08/05 13:11 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 4558 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Anunt la matrimoniale :

    Femeia singura, fara obligatii, detin casa, masina, doresc cunostinta cu un barbat in vederea casatoriei . Am un singur defect : imi miroase pasarica .

    Alt anunt :

    Barbat singur, fara obligatii, casa, masina, etc. , doresc cunostinta cu o femeie in vederea casatoriei . Am un singur defect : n-am simtul mirosului.

    Se parea ca cei doi sunt facuti unul pentru altul, el o invita la cina la restaurant dupa care ajung intr-o camera de hotel unde evident trebuiau sa se cunoasca mai bine . El se dezbraca primul si se arunca in pat nerabdator . Ea incepe sa-si dea jos hainele, dar cand ajunge la chiloti, tipul striga la ea :

    - Aoleuuu !!! Deschide repede geamul ca mor !!!

    - Pai, bine draga, zice gagica, inseamna ca tu ai mintit in anuntul din ziar !?

    - Nu, zice crispat tipul, ma ustura ochii !!!

    2009/08/05 13:11 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 4559 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Doi tipi se intilnesc in desert . Unul cara o cabina telefonica iar celalalt o nicovala. Ala cu nicovala izbucneste in ras :

    - Ba, ce dracu faci cu cabina aia telefonica in spinare ?!

    - Ba, zice asta, p-aici umbla fel de fel de lighioane... daca apare vreuna ma bag in cabina si sunt in siguranta ! Da? tu ce naiba cari nicovala aia ?

    - Pai, e simplu ma, daca apare vreo lighioana d-aia, arunc nicovala si alerg mai repede !

    2009/08/05 13:11 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 4560 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    O gagica la judecata de apoi e intrebata de Dumnezeu:

    - Ai pacatuit?

    -Nu.

    -Ai baut?

    -Nu.

    -Ai fumat?

    -Nu.

    -Ai preacurvit?

    -Nu.

    -Bine. Petre, adu o pereche de aripi!

    -Ohh...ma faceti inger?

    -Nu. Te facem gasca...

    2009/08/05 13:11 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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