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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - Diferite Glumite - 1 » 22:56 28 Sun Apr 2024

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  • 5021 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Ion pe patul de moarte, mai are putin pana sa-si dea duhul... Cu ultimele puteri o intreaba pe Marie:

    - Marie, acu' ca mai am putin si mor, vreau sa te intreb ceva. As vrea sa imi zici daca tu m-ai inselat vreodata?...

    Marie sta un pic si se uita la Ion si ii raspunde.

    - Ma Ioane, da' daca nu mori?

    2009/08/05 13:24 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5022 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    O blonda ii face un compliment alteia:

    - Vai, draga, ce pantaloni hoti ai!

    - A....deci de aceea imi dispar banii din buzunare!

    2009/08/05 13:24 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5023 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Bula la scoala

    Profesoara il intreaba:

    - Bula, ce faci cand stai la rand?

    - Nu stiu doamna.

    - Ce faci cand doi copii se bat in drum?

    - Nu stiu doamna.

    - Ce faci cand un copil se ineaca?

    - Nu stiu doamna.

    - Ce faci cand un vapor pleaca?

    - Nu stiu doamna?

    - Maine sa stii sa raspunzi la intrebari!

    Bula vine acasa:

    - Mama, mama, ce faci cand stai la rand?

    - Imi astept randul.

    - Mama mama, ce faci cand doi copii se bat in drum?

    - Ii desprind sa ma lase sa trec.

    - Mama mama, ce faci cand un copil se ineaca?

    - Sar in apa si il aduc la mal.

    - Mama mama, ce faci cand un vapor pleaca?

    - Flutur o batista si spun adio.

    La scoala Bula e intrebat:

    - Bula, ce faci cand stai la rand?

    - Ii desprind sa ma lase sa trec.

    - Ce faci cand doi copii se bat in drum?

    - Imi astept randul.

    - Ce faci cand un copil se ineaca?

    - Flutur o batista si spun adio.

    - Ce faci cand un vapor pleaca?

    - Sar in apa si il aduc la mal.

    2009/08/05 13:24 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5024 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Bai dar povestea cu bufnita o stiti ? .......Chiar Vreti Sa Aflati ?? BUFNIVAS PL IN GURA :))))

    2009/08/05 13:24 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5025 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    O blonda a cumparat niste pantaloni.roscata vine in vizita si ii spune

    -Ce pantaloni hoti ai !!

    -Aaaaa...deci de aceea imi dispar banii din buzunare....

    2009/08/05 13:24 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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