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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - Diferite Glumite - 1 » 01:10 28 Sun Apr 2024

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  • 5211 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Profesorul:-Cine poate explica ce inseamna cuvantul ignoranta?

    Bula:-Este atunci cand n-ai habar despre ceva si altcineva isi da seama!

    2009/08/05 13:31 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5212 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Doua blonde, foarte bune prietene, se intalnesc pe strada.

    -Unde mergi?

    -Ma plimb la intamplare. Dar tu?

    -La fel!

    -Atunci hai sa grabim pasul ca altfel s-ar putea sa-ntarziem!

    2009/08/05 13:31 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5213 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Bula catre sor´sa:

    -Mie daca imi intra ceva in cap nu uit niciodata!

    -Atunci inseamna ca-ti aduci aminte si de cei trei sute de mii pe care ti i-am imprumutat!

    -Aaa,nu! Ei mi-ar fi putut intra in buzunar, in niciun caz in cap!E o mare diferenta!!!

    2009/08/05 13:31 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5214 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Merge Strula in strainatate si vine de acolo rupt de bogat.

    Vine Bula care erea balbait si-l intreaba:

    - Cu-cu-cum a-ai fa-fa-cuuut a-a-asta?

    La care Strula raspunde:

    - Lucram pe un santier. Intr-o zi eram pe o schela, cu o caramida deasupra capului, cand l-am vazut pe patron trecand pe dedesubt. Am aruncat caramida...iar cand sa il loveasca am strigat:

    - "PICAAAAA!!!!!"...

    Acesta, recunoscator, mi-a dat bani, masini si tot ce am vrut.

    Merge si bula si se angajeaza pe santier si cand veni directorul arunca caramida..si vrea sa-l avertizeze:

    -Pi-pi-pi....Pizda masii ca o murit...

    2009/08/05 13:31 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5215 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    O tiganca vrea sa-si dea barbatu in judecata fiindca nu prea mai era bun la pat!

    Ajunsi in sala de judecata judecatorul ii spune tiganului:

    -Mai tigane...macar o data pe noapte sa-ti satisfaci si tu nevasta!

    -Nuuuu...dom´le judecator...

    -Atunci,o data la trei zile!

    -Nuuuu...dom´le judecator...

    -Macar o data pe saptamana!

    -Nuuuu...dom´le judecator...

    -Daca nici o data pe trimestru nu-ti convine...

    -Daaa dom´le judecator!!!!

    La care tiganca:

    -Dom´le judecator...da cate trimestre are noaptea??

    2009/08/05 13:31 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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