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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - Diferite Glumite - 1 » 11:46 25 Thu Apr 2024

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  • 5571 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Bunicule, cine a fost mai intai in Ardeal, romanii sau ungurii?

    - Nepoate, uite cum a fost... Cica odata, de mult, Attila, biciul lui Dumnezeu a venit din Mongolia si a ajuns in Ardeal... frumos, paduri, dealuri, dar nici tipenie de om. La un moment dat, vede un rau: era Muresul . Cum era o zi calduroasa, coboara de pe cal, se dezbraca si face o baie. Cand iese din apa, nu tu haine, nu tu cal, nu tu nimic.

    Ei, acu zi si tu cine a fost mai intai: romanii sau ungurii???

    2009/08/05 13:42 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5572 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Femeile care au permis de conducere sunt de trei feluri:

    1. femei care sofeaza

    2. femei care sofera

    3. femei care soferesc

    2009/08/05 13:42 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5573 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Fii dragut,Mihai!

    Deschide gura pentru ca domnul doctor sa-si poata scoate degetele!

    2009/08/05 13:42 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5574 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    O blonda se urca intr-un avion ce mergea la Montreal. La un moment dat o stuartdesa vine la ea si ii spune:

    - Doamna, fiti amabila, va trebui sa va mutati la clasa economic pentru ca aici este clasa lux, iar dvs. aveti bilet la clasa economic!

    - Dar cum va permiteti; sunt blonda, sunt frumoasa, sunt......etc.

    Vine sefa stuardeselor, apoi copilotul, aceeasi reactie. Se strang toti, merg la capitan, ii expun problema la care acesta spune:

    - Merg personal sa rezolv problema!

    Se duce capitanul la ea si ii sopteste ceva la ureche. Blonda se ridica urgent si fuge la clasa Economic!

    Toti mirati il intreaba:

    - Cum ati facut d-le.?

    - Simplu, i-am spus:"IMI PARE RAU DOAMNA, DAR CLASA LUX NU OPRESTE LA MONTREAL!"

    2009/08/05 13:42 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5575 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Ce fel de caine este asta, soldat Bula?

    -Politist!

    -Nu prea arata.

    -Normal! Este din politia secreta.

    2009/08/05 13:42 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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