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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - Diferite Glumite - 1 » 07:27 26 Fri Apr 2024

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  • 6071 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    intr-o zi raluca zice:

    -alex,faci sex cu mn?

    -da sigur iubire

    ei s-au dezbracat si s-au futut ziua intreaga.vine doamna si intreaba:

    -ce faceti aici ?

    -ne futam!!

    pot sa ma fut cu voi ca nu am facut nicicodata.

    -sigur!

    s-au futut ziua intreaga.

    sfarsit!!


    2009/08/05 14:01 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 6072 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Prima zi vine Bula la tatal lui:

    -Tati ce inseamna pi**a?

    -Geanta femeii!

    A doua zi:

    -Tati ce inseamna p**a?

    -Foarfec!

    A treia zi:

    -Tati ce inseamna a f**e?

    -A tunde!

    A patra zi:

    -Tati ce inseamna f***i mama lui?

    -Scaunul de la frizerie!

    A cincea zi vine o femeie la frizer la care Bula:

    -Buna ziua!

    -Buna ziua!

    -Asezatzi-va pe f***i mama lui punetzi-va pi**a in cui, ca tata isi ascute p**a si vine-n data si va f**e!

    2009/08/05 14:01 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 6073 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Dupa ce se caca Bula se ducea la vaca unde avea o gaura in gard,isi baga curul si vaca il lingea.Intr-o zi vine Strula la Bula si il intreaba:-Bula e bine cand te linge vaca?la care Bula zice ca da si il pune pe Strula sa se duca sa incerce.Se duce Strula insa Bula intre timp s-a dus in cosar la vaca.Baga Strula curu si atunci Bula ii baga pula in cur la care Strula zice:-Ho!Joiana da cu limba nu cu cornu!!!!!


    2009/08/05 14:01 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 6074 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    De ce poarta oltenii palarii din tabla?

    -Ca sa auda cand ploua!!!!!!


    2009/08/05 14:01 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 6075 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Alinuta sadicuta mergea cu 2 furculite prin casa. Bunicul o intreaba:

    - Ce faci?

    - Un binoclu.

    - Cum asa? intreaba bunicu'.

    - Asa: si ii infinge cele 2 furculite in ochi.

    - Aaa...nu mai vad!! zice bunicu'.

    - Stai sa-l reglez, zice ea si le rasuceste...

    2009/08/05 14:01 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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