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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - Diferite Glumite - 1 » 06:54 19 Fri Apr 2024

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  • 6436 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Intra un ardelean la un bar-restaurant unde sunt numai smecheri.

    Se aseaza la masa langa 4 smecheri care mananca peste. Ardeleanul comanda un gratar de porc.

    La un moment dat cand apare chelnerul smecheri spun:

    -Chelner, pestele vrea sa inoate.

    La care chelnerul aduce o sticla cu apa iar smecheri beau din ea. Ardeleanul vede ce se intampla si incearca si el sa fie smecher cand comanda vin. Se gandeste ce se gandeste iar si cand apare chelnerul spune:

    -Chelner, porcul vrea sa beie vin!

    2009/08/05 14:14 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 6437 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    De ce s-au inventat bancurile cu blonde?

    Sa le inteleaga si brunetii...........

    2009/08/05 14:14 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 6438 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    O preche de tigani traiau de mai mult timp impreuna. De la o vreme, tiganul o neglija pe piranda in privinta sexului. Ingrijorata, tiganca se hotaraste sa vorbeasca "deschis" cu tiganul. La intrebarea ei care este motivul, acesta raspunde ca de cate ori se dezbraca, tiganca pute a cacat si astfel ii trece pofta. Hotarata sa inlature "problema" piranda se duce la drogherie , cumpara un spray cu miros de brad, se "trateaza" bine si provoaca pe tigan la o "partida". Cand se dezbraca tiganca, omul intoarce cu scarba capul. Indignata ea intraba: ce nici acum nu-ti place cum miros? La care el raspunde:acum mirosi ca si cum te-ai cacat intr-o padure de brazi.

    2009/08/05 14:14 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 6439 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Cum se numeste o blonda vopsita bruneta?

    - Inteligenta artificiala.

    2009/08/05 14:14 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 6440 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un betiv intru-n magazin.

    Vede o tipa care era acolo si ii zice

    -Urato!!

    -Betivule!

    -Da, da mie-mi trece!!!!!!!!

    2009/08/05 14:14 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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