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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - Diferite Glumite - 1 » 18:18 18 Thu Apr 2024

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  • 6791 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Era o data o femeie care a nascut 2 baieti:pe unul il chema Nimeni si p celalalt il chema Prost.

    Intr-o zi ei s-au dus la mare si Nimeni se ineca, atunci Prost se duce la salvamar si spune:

    - Salvamar, salvamar fratele meu se ineaca!

    - La care salvamarul: Cine se ineaca? Nimeni!!!

    - Mai, tu esti prost? Da! Dar de unde ma cunoasteti?

    2009/08/05 14:27 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 6792 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Cum stateau linistiti in Rai, pe Eva o roade curiozitatea:

    - Ma Adame, ce ai sub frunzulita?

    -Tu Eva, mi-e rusine sa spun!

    Seara Eva a luat un par si i-a dat in capul lui Adam. Se uita ea sub frunzulita si mirata spune:

    -Unde dai si unde iasa cucuiul!

    Ziua urmatoare Adam spune:

    - Eva, dar tu ce ai sub frunzulita?

    - Ma Adame, mi-e rusine sa spun.

    Seara ia Adam un par si ii trozneste una in cap, de o lasa lata.

    Se uita el apoi sub frunzulita si mirat nevoie mare spune:

    - Uite ma, unde dai si unde crapa!

    2009/08/05 14:27 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 6793 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un cantecel popular si fara perdea:

    Pula, pizda, coaiele au-nceput razboaiele.

    Pula spune catre pizda:

    - Stai pizda ca te omor!

    - Nu mi-e frica, nu mi-e frica,

    Hai freaca-ma in gaurica!

    2009/08/05 14:27 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 6794 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Intr-o zi Bula merge la scoala.Vine o profesoara noua.Se uita Bula la ea si zice catre uncoleg:-Ba ce craci faini are!:)) Dar vine profesoara pe langa el si zice ce e Bula?Vrei sa imi pui o intrebare ?Sau vrei sa fak ceva:-/? -Da .. ar fi ceva... -Zi Bula! -Dati-va tricoul jos.si profesoara sil da.-Dati-va pantalonii jos.si executa.Dati-va chilotii si maieul jos si profesoara sil da.Si la urma zice profesoara vazandu-i pe toti copii din clasa ca rad: -Mai Bula ce mi-ai facut?


    2009/08/05 14:27 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 6795 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    De ce dorm noaptea oltenii cu ceasul in gura?

    Ca sa le miroasa dimineata gura a Tic-Tac:)

    2009/08/05 14:27 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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