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    Nea Ion, strungarul, este trimis la specializare in Congo.
    Dupa 3 saptamini se intoarce.
    Colegii il intimpina:
    - Nea Ioane, bine ai venit ! Cum a fost la Congo ?
    Nea Ion se uita fix inainte, porneste strungul, baga cutitul in
    piesa.
    Hirs, hirs, hirs... strungul.
    Colegii:
    - Ba baieti, de-abia a venit, hai sa-l mai lasam, o fi omul obosit...
    Faza asta se repeta zilnic, timp de citeva saptamini... Pina la
    urma oamenii se duc la secretarul de partid al uzinei:
    - Bre, a venit nea Ion de la Congo si de 3 saptamini n-a scos o
    vorba...
    Secretarul de partid se duce la nea Ion:
    - Ce-i bre, ce ai ?
    Ala strunjea in continuare cu privirea-n gol...
    Hirs, hirs, hirs... strungul.
    - Hai bre, mie poti sa-mi spui...
    Dupa lungi insistente, nea Ion, cu privirea dusa, zice...
    - Bre, la Congo am cunoscut un cetatean negru...
    Secretarul:
    - Bine bre, asta e acuma, o sa-ti facem dosar, da' mata esti membru
    de nadejde al Organizatiei, toata lumea te cunoaste, n-o sa ai
    probleme...
    Nea Ion:
    - Nu, nu asta-i problema...
    Hirs, hirs, hirs... strungul.
    Dupa alte lungi insistente nea Ion zice:
    - De fapt negrul m-a...
    Aici nea Ion spune cum ca de fapt a intretinut o relatie
    homosexuala cu respectivul negru...
    Secretarul:
    - Bre, e rau de tot. Da' uite, noi colegii suntem alaturi de tine,
    o sa-ti revii din soc, cu timpul poate n-o sa te mai doara...
    Nea Ion, cu lacrimi in ochi:
    - Pai bine bre, in 3 saptamini sa nu dea el un telefon, sa nu
    trimita o carte postala...

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