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    Copii, ce ne da porcul? Un elev: Carne! Profesoara: Bravo! Profesoara Copii, ce ne da gaina? Un elev: Carne si oua! Profesoara: Bravo! Copii, ce ne da vaca? Un elev: Teme pentru acasa!

    2009/08/05 14:56 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 7592 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Copii, ce ne da porcul? Un elev: Carne! Profesoara: Bravo! Profesoara Copii, ce ne da gaina? Un elev: Carne si oua! Profesoara: Bravo! Copii, ce ne da vaca? Un elev: Teme pentru acasa!(daca nu-l trimiti ejti tocilar )...ia sa vad ktzi tocilari am in lista )) belea de belea :)):)):)):)):)):P))

    2009/08/05 14:56 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 7593 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Mergea intr-o zi bula pe strada.La un oment dat se intalneste cu strula.Bula ii zice

    -Auzi strula,u nu ai ceva bani la tine?

    Strula raspunde:

    -Ba da dece?

    -Damii mie sami iau bomboane fmm

    2009/08/05 14:56 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 7594 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    DE CE FEMEILE VALOREAZA MAI MULT DECAT BARBATII?

    In termeni economici, se datoreaza acestor simple cauze:

    - Valoarea economica a femeii :

    1. Are 2 glande mamare care produc 2 litri de lapte: (4 RON/litru, adica 8 RON)

    2. Are 2 sunci la picioare: 100 RON/bucata, adica 200 RON

    3. Are piept: 15,5 RON Total: 223.50 RON

    - Valoarea economica a barbatului:

    1. Are o banana 0.30 RON

    2. Are 2 oua 0.25 RON/buc = 0.50 RON

    3. Are 2 glande mamare care nu produc nimic 0.00 RON Total: 0.80 RON.

    In plus barbatul produce pierderi, pentru ca ouale lui nu se mananca, fluierul lui nu suna... si cu timpul banana se strica...

    2009/08/05 14:56 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 7595 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Vine primul fiu acasa: "Tata, da-mi cinci milioane ca am lasat-o pe una gravida".

    Vine si al doilea fiu: "Tata, da-mi sapte milioane ca am lasat-o pe una gravida".

    Vine si fiica: "Tata, am ramas gravida".

    Tatal: "In sfarsit se mai si incaseaza!

    2009/08/05 14:56 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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