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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - Diferite Glumite - 1 » 11:31 20 Sat Apr 2024

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  • 7671 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Dupa nunta:

    - Taticule, zice Bubulina plangand. Vasile al meu e impotent.

    - Si mie mi-ai zis ca-i electrician...

    2009/08/05 14:58 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 7672 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    bula se duce la scoala si doamna il intreaba:

    -bula tu ce faci daca doi se bat?

    -nu stiu.

    -dar ce faci daca mama ta pleaca?

    -nu stiu.

    -ce faci daca e coada la paine?

    -nu stiu.

    bula se duce acasa si o intreaba pe mama sa:

    -mama ca facdaca doi se bat?

    -chemi politia sa-i impuste.

    -ce fac daca tu pleci?

    -imi faci cu mana.

    -ce fac daca e coada la paine?

    -iti astepti randul.

    bula se duce la scoala si doamna il intreaba:

    -bula ce faci daca doi se bat?

    -imi astept randul.

    -bula ce faci daca daca mama ta pleaca?

    -chem politia s-o impuste.

    -bula ce faci daca e coada la paine?

    -le fac cu mana.

    2009/08/05 14:58 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 7673 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    bula nu vrea sa faca baie si ia zis maicasi:

    -mama faci baie cu mn?

    -bn.

    mama ii spune sa nu se uite in jos.

    -mama ce aia de mai jos?

    -o padurice.

    a doua seara ii zice lu tacso:

    -tata fa baie cu mn.

    -bn bula.

    tata ce e aia de jos?

    -e un tanc.

    bula seara se duce la parinti in camera.

    se duce repede la sorusa si ii spune:

    -sorume a intrat tancu lu tata in paduricea lu mama.

    2009/08/05 14:58 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 7674 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un oltean dorea sa-si auda ecoul.Aflandu-sepe marginea unei prapastiistriga:

    -La anuuuu...!

    -Ecoul,nimic.Mai incearca o data:

    -La anuuuu...!Pe data viiitoareeee...!

    Ecoul,nimic.

    Dorind sa auda mai bine ecoul,se apropie mai mult de gura prapastiei.Aluneca si cade in gol.

    -Ajutooor!striga din toate puterile.

    Atunci se auzi ecoul:

    -La anuuuu...!Pe data viiitoareeee...!

    2009/08/05 14:58 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 7675 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    La ora de chimie,profesorul intreaba:

    -Mircea,ce este chimia?

    -Daca nu stiti dumneavoastra, eu de unde sa stiu?

    2009/08/05 14:58 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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