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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - Blonde - 1 » 14:53 25 Thu Apr 2024

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  • 91 » Blonde Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    O blonda isi suna iubitul si spune:
    - Te rog, vino si ajuta-ma! Am un puzzle nenorocit si nu stiu de unde sa incep!
    Tipul intreaba:
    - Si ce-ar trebui sa iasa?
    Blonda:
    - Dupa poza de pe cutie, un tigru.
    Tipul se hotaraste sa dea o fuga. Blonda ii arata masa unde stateau toate piesele. El se uita la piese, se uita la cutie, si zice:
    - In primul rind, orice ai face, nu ai cum sa asamblezi piesele astea sa arate ca tigrul de pe cutie.
    Apoi ii ia miinile si-i spune:
    - In al doilea rind, vreau sa ne relaxam. Sa bem o cana de ceai, si apoi... - ofteaza - apoi ne apucam sa punem inapoi cerealele in cutie...

    2009/07/29 01:07 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 92 » Blonde Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Ce-ai facut azi la serviciu? isi intreaba o blonda sotul.
    - Am o secretara noua. Si are un sutien misto, alb-violet, stii culorile echipei mele preferate. Nu-i mare lucru, dar te simti bine.
    A doua zi, femeia ii pune aceeasi intrebare.
    - Cam acelasi lucru. Dar secretara cea noua are, pe langa sutienul de care ti-am zis, si o pereche de chilotzei in aceleasi culori. Nu-i mare lucru, dar te simti bine.
    A treia zi, sotul isi intreaba sotia cum a fost la serviciu.
    - Bine. Am un sef nou. Scula lui e cu 10 cm mai mare decat a ta. Nu-i mare lucru, dar te simti bineeee!

    2009/07/29 01:07 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 93 » Blonde Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    I: Ce trebuie aratat unei femei care conduce 10 ani fara accident?
    R: Viteza a doua.

    2009/07/29 01:07 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 94 » Blonde Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Dupa viol:
    El:
    - Daca stiam ca-i fata mare, o lasam in pace.
    Ea:
    - Daca stiam ca-i asa priceput, imi scoteam dresul.

    2009/07/29 01:07 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 95 » Blonde Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Ea (asezata pe genunchii prietenului):
    - Scumpule, simt ca o sa ma iubesti mult!
    El:
    - Nu te ambala, draga, sunt cheile...

    2009/07/29 01:07 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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