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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - Diferite Glumite - 1 » 21:15 19 Fri Apr 2024

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    Profesoara intreaba: Ce timp gramatical este folosit in propozitia: "Tu nu trebuia sa te fi nascut."?

    Florinuta raspunde: Prezervativ imperfect.

    2009/08/05 15:19 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 8162 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Erea odata doua vaci prima zice muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu cealalta ce mai zice


    2009/08/05 15:19 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 8163 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un roman, ajuns in Franta, isi ia "petit dejuner"-ul (cafea, croissant, paine, unt si marmelada), cand un

    francez, mestecandu-si nelipsita sa guma, se aseaza langa el.

    Romanul il ignora in mod vadit, dar in ciuda acestui lucru, francezul il apostrofeaza:

    - Voi painea o mancati toata?

    Romanul raspunde, prost dispus:

    - Evident.

    Francezul facand un balon cu guma:

    - Noi nu. In Franta mancam doar miezul. Coaja o adunam intr-un tomberon, o reciclam, o transformam in croissant si o vindem in Romania, continua, cu o strambatura insolenta.

    Romanul pastreaza tacerea.

    Francezul insista:

    - Voi puneti marmelada pe paine?"

    Romanul:

    - Evident.

    Francezul, intorcand guma intre dinti si ranjind,zice:

    - Noi nu. In Franta, la micul dejun, noi mancam fructe proaspete, dar punem toate cojile si ramasitele intr-un tomberon, le reciclam, facem marmelada si o vindem in Romania.

    Atunci, romanul intreaba:

    - Voi francezii faceti sex?

    - Bine-nteles! raspunde francezul cu un zambet imens.

    - Si ce faceti cu prezervativele folosite? continua sa intrebe romanul.

    - Le aruncam, bine-nteles.

    - Noi nu, conchide romanul. In Romania, le strangem intr-un tomberon, le reciclam, le transformam in guma de mestecat si le vindem in Franta.


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  • 8164 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Sa fie atat de liniste incat sa-ti auzi ochiul cum se misca

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  • 8165 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    canibalul spuse intr-o zi copiilor sai: -copii, anul asta sa fiti cuminti,daca nu nu o sa mai vina,,MOS CRACIUN" si nu o sa avem ce pune pe gratar.=))=))=))

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