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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - Diferite Glumite - 1 » 05:52 26 Mon Oct 2020

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Glume si Bancuri Haioase

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  • 8891 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    afara ninge linistit si-n casa arde focul iar noi pe linga mama stind cind tata-i beat ca porcu

    2009/08/05 15:42 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 8892 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    un elefant si o camila mergeau pe strada si elefantul zice:-mai camilo m-am saturat sa te vad mergind cu sini in spinare. la care camila raspunde: -bai elefante m-am saturat sa te vad mergind cu pula intre ochi.

    2009/08/05 15:42 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 8893 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Cearta in familie. Sotia isi loveste sotul si acesta se ascunde sub pat. Ea incearca sa-l convinga sa iasa de sub pat:

    -Iesi de acolo!

    -Nu ies!

    -Iesi!

    -Nu ies!

    -Iesi!

    -Auzi fa cine e stapan in casa?! Daca a spus ca nu ies inseamna ca nu ies!!!

    2009/08/05 15:42 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 8894 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    bula fura o masina o porneste si pleaca fericit in italia pe cand radea ca nu o sal prinda politia sa trezit cu 4 masini de politie bula ia avertizat ca daca nul lasa in pace ca o sa faca part merge cu avertizmentul dar vine strula si al scape

    2009/08/05 15:42 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 8895 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    au mers o data bulka si strula sa se plimbe pe strada ,si merg ce merg si spune bula:

    -Ma, ma scapa cacarea.

    -Pai si yo ce sa-ti fac?

    merg ce merg şi da de o toaleta publica

    -Ma yo ma duc sa fac aici.

    -Pai dutee da sa nu stai mult.a spus Ştrula

    sta ce sta si se aude un zbierat strula intra sa vada ce e........

    şil vedi pe bula in toaleta

    -bula ce ai facut

    -ce sa fac am cazut cand ma cacam

    zice bula:ajutama mai ai pusca aia la tn.?

    -da o mai am da la ce-ti trebuie?

    -poi intindeo in toaleta si scoatema de aici

    -bn

    -hai acum trage

    si strula a tras cu pusca in el

    2009/08/05 15:42 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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