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  • 1 » Unguri Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Razboi, Iran contra Irak: un iranian si un irakian stau fata in fata in transee si se impusca de zor. La un moment dat iranianului i se blocheaza pusca:
    - La pisda matii pusc' imputit! injura iranianu' intr-o romaneasca stalcita. Irakianu' il aude si il intreaba intr-o romaneasca la fel de stalcita:
    - Bei bork, de inde stii la tine romaneste, bei?
    - Facut jcoal la Romania.
    - Zeu? Si unde fecut la tine jcoal?
    - In Bucuresti.
    - E! Si ce jcoal fecut tu, bei?
    - Politehnica. Da' di ce?
    - Pei si eu fecut jcoal la Romania.
    - Daaa? Ce jcoal?
    - Eu fecut Medicin la Miercurea Ciuc.
    Iranianu' intre timp isi reparase pusca si incepe sa traga dupa irakian rafala dupa rafala, incarcator dupa incarcator:
    - Ia bei, la bizda ma-tii di ungur imbutit!

    2009/07/29 00:56 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 2 » Unguri Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un ungur un francez,un american si un roman mergeau cu vaporul...la un moment dat vaporul se scufunda si unul dintre ei spune:
    -Ba io m-arunc,zice americanu....LONG LIVE AMERICA!! Si sare....
    Sare si francezul....VIVE LA FRANCE!! Si se arunca..
    Sare si romanul....TRAIASCA ROMANIA!! Si il impinge pe ungur in apa....

    2009/07/29 00:56 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 3 » Unguri Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un cioban ardelean statea pe iarba, in apropierea unei fantani. Un om se duce la fantana cu intentia de a bea.
    - Nu bea, omule, e otravita !
    - Nem to dom.
    - Apoi bea, dar incet, ca-i rece.

    2009/07/29 00:57 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 4 » Unguri Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Clasa de maghiari la ora de limba romana.
    - Gyury, spune, te rog, o propozitie!
    - Duminica me duc la pedure.
    - Gyury draga, da nu-i bine.
    - Atunci nu me duc.

    2009/07/29 00:57 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5 » Unguri Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Cand ii zambeste un roman unui ungur?
    Cand il vede prin luneta.

    2009/07/29 00:57 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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