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    Erau odata doi ardeleni pe nume Vasile si Ion. Vroiau ei sa merga de la Cluj la Iasi cu trenul.

    Merg ei intr-un compartiment, pute; merg in altul, pute; si tot asa pana ajung la sfarsitul trenului unde Vasile il intreaba pe Ion:

    - Te-ai cacat pe tine?

    Ion rasunde:

    - Da, da' de ce ma intrebi?

    2009/08/05 10:46 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 727 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un ardelean sta in parcul Garii de Nord. In acest timp un individ care facea jogging se opreste in fata lui si incepe sa faca flotari. Ardeleanu se uita sub el, se uita deasupra lui, in fata, in spate si dupa un timp exclama nedumerit:

    - Apoi firtate, fatuca a pleacat de mult !...

    2009/08/05 10:46 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 728 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Ion si Maria faceau dragoste. La un moment dat, Maria ii zice lui Ion:

    - Mai, Ioane, ma, tu esti greu, ma.

    Ion nimic. Peste 10 minute Maria ii zice din nou:

    -Mai, ioane, ma, tu esti foarte greu, ma!

    Ion nimic. Peste inca zece minute Maria ii zice enervata din nou:

    - Mai, Ioane, ma tu esti din cale afara de greu, ma!

    Ion suparat:

    - Pai, Marie, noi facem dragoste ori ne cantarim?

    2009/08/05 10:46 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 729 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Intr-o noapte, pe la ora 2, vine Vasile la Ion si incepe sa bata de nebun la geam. Dupa vreo jumatate de ora iese Ion adormit si urla la el:

    "Cine-i?"

    Vasile : "Io, Vasile!"

    Ion : "Ce vrei ma, la ora asta?"

    Vasile : "Ioane, ai vopsea verde?"

    Ion : "Nu"

    Vasile : "Bine" si pleaca.

    Dupa vreo doua ore, cand tocmai atipise Ion, iar batai in geam.

    Iese Ion si mai nervos: "Cine-i?"

    raspuns : "Tot eu, Vasile"

    Ion : "Si acum ce mai vrei?"

    Vasile : "Ti-am adus vopsea verde"

    2009/08/05 10:46 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 730 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Ce-au facut ardelenii cind au vazut prima data avionul?

    S-au dus in padure sa-i caute cuibul!

    2009/08/05 10:46 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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