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    Badea Gheorghe se intoarce acasa cam cherchelit impreuna cu prietenul sau.

    Badea Gheorghe:Bre,culca-te cu nevasta-mea in seara asta si n-o sa regreti!

    Se culca prietenul lu' Ghoerghe,iar a doua zi vine multumit la el si-i spune:

    - Ba',da' teapana mai e nevasta-ta!

    Badea Gheorghe:Stiu,asa e de vreo cateva zile!

    2009/08/05 11:18 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 1697 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Badea Gheorghe in KOREA.

    Il asteapta un coreean foarte amabil la aeroport, care se recomanda:

    - Yon KUNKOY

    - ....Gheorghe... Cu Doua

    2009/08/05 11:18 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 1698 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un reporter aflind de virsta inaintata a lui Badea Gheorghe,care tocmai implinise 120 de ani se hotaraste sa mearga la el sa-i ia un interviu din care sa afle secretul longevitatii sale.

    Ajunge reporterul la badea acasa si incepe:

    Rep.:-Bade,spuneti-ne si noua cum de ati reusit sa ajungeti la aceasta varsta fara prea mari probleme, inca santeti in puteri, vad ca stati bine cu vederea si cu toate celelalte?

    Badea:-Pai,domnule draga,nu e nici un secret, stiti, eu fac pipi in fiecare dimineata.

    Rep.:-Pai, bine, majoritatea oamenilor fac treaba asta dimineata, ce mai faceti dupa aia?

    Badea:-Domnule draga, dupa aia fac caca.

    Rep.:?!? Pai, bine,multi dintre noi fac si treaba aia dar nu toti ajung la varsta dumneavoastra. Ce mai faceti dupa aia?

    Badea:-No, bine, daca tot vrei sa stii, dupa aia ma scol din pat!

    2009/08/05 11:18 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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    Badea Gheorge in tramvai calca o doamna . Aceasta indignata, zice:

    -Animalule!!!

    La care badea zice:

    -Te pomenesti ca tu ai fi planta!...

    2009/08/05 11:18 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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    Badea Gheorghe si badea Ion sunt trimisi de Ceausescu sa reprezinte Romania la un congres international care avea loc la Paris. Aici, cei doi sunt cazati la "Ritz" , ca si celelalte oficialitati.

    Cand ajung in camere, Gheorghe striga catre Ion :"Ma , tu vezi ca aci tate-s curate, ma?"

    "Da , ma... tare-i fain..."

    "Ma, si ce bai faine au ..."

    "Da, ma..."

    "Si in bai curge apa calda..." ... "Pacat ca nu-i duminica sa facem baie..."

    2009/08/05 11:18 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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