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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - Moldoveni - 1 » 07:37 24 Wed Apr 2024

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  • 6 » Moldoveni Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Deviza moldoveanului:
    Viata-i scurta. Daca tot n-o putem lungi, hai sa o facem lata!

    2009/07/29 00:49 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 7 » Moldoveni Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un moldovean la Roma sta seara intr-un bar si bea vin. Langa el sta un localnic care bea tot asa. Intra ei in vorba italianul il intreaba de unde e humulesteanul nostru, mai beau de pretinie inc-o butelca si la un moment dat il intreaba moldoveanul pe italian ce si-a dorit in viata cel mai mult:
    - Sa am un Lamborghini sau un Ferrari Testarossa si sa ma plimb toata ziau cu trei blonde tinere prin sector, sa nu muncesc si sa bevi e canta!
    - Si?, intreaba moldoveanul.
    - E si dumneata, cu trei persoane ma plimb io, adica cu nevasta si doi copii, Ferrari n-am ca e prea mic si conduc un van ieftin de la coreeni. De muncit trebuie, iar de baut n-am voie din cauza ficatului, iar de cantat n-am voce...
    - Dar dumneata moldovene ? intreaba italianul.
    Moldoveanul raspunde:
    - Totdeauna mi-am dorit o masina mare, bani in geanta, sa cunosc lume si sa ma plimb toata ziua.
    - Ei si ai reusit?, il intreaba italianul.
    - Da, raspunde mandru moldoveanul. Sunt sofer de autobuz!

    2009/07/29 00:49 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 8 » Moldoveni Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    O moldoveanca in gara:
    - Un bilet la Visau!
    - 80 000 de lei.
    - Aoleu, mai ghini fac in sacosa...

    2009/07/29 00:49 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 9 » Moldoveni Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    I: Ce e ala un piron ?
    R: Moldoveanul: locul de unde te urci in tren.

    2009/07/29 00:49 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 10 » Moldoveni Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    I: De unde are Stefan cel Mare cizmele?
    ??
    R: De la genunchi in jos.

    2009/07/29 00:49 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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