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    Un cersetor in New York, la un colt de strada:

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    - Ajutati un biet cersetor orb... Si am impresia ca sunt si negru...

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    O blonda doarme linistita . Deodata se aude o bubuitura in geam , blonda deschide geamul si vede o cioara.

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    Intr-o zi Bula se decide sa plece un an in Spania si bunica-sa ii zice:

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    Un doctor este chemat in plina noapte la capataiul unui presupus muribund. Dupa ce-l examineaza doctorul spune ca este o problema pasagera, si ca dupa ce-i face o injectie o sa-si revina.

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