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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - * - 1 » 00:58 29 Fri Mar 2024

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  • 3921 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un tip foarte timid intra intr-un bar si vede o tanara frumoasa stand la bar. Dupa o ora, in care si-a adunat tot curajul necesar, se duce, in cele din urma, spre ea si ii spune: "Te deranjez daca stam putin de vorba?"

    La aceasta, tanara raspune strigand in gura mare:

    "Nu, nu ma culc cu tine diseara!"

    Toata lumea din bar isi intoarce acum privirile catre cei doi. In mod firesc, tipul este acum coplesit de rusine se intoarce timid la masa sa.

    Dupa cateva minute, tanara se apropie de el si isi cere scuze.

    Zambeste catre el si spune:

    "Imi cer scuze daca te-am facut sa te simti prost. Stii, eu sunt studenta la psihologie si studiez cum reactioneaza oamenii in situatii jenante."

    La care tipul raspunde in gura mare: "Cat? 200 de dolari?!"

    2009/08/05 12:53 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 3922 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Alinuta:

    - Mama, mama, nu mai vreau hamburgher!

    - Stai cuminte, ca alftel iti bag si cealalta mana in masina de tocat!

    2009/08/05 12:53 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 3923 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    A fost o data un barbat perfect si o femeie perfecta. Ei

    s-au intilnit si deoarece relatia lor a fost perfecta s-au

    casatorit. Nunta a fost perfecta. Iar viata lor in doi a

    fost deasemenea perfecta.

    Intr-o seara de craciun, in care ningea puternic, aceasta

    pereche perfecta mergea cu masina pe o sosea plina de curbe,

    cind la un moment dat au vazut pe cineva la marginea strazii,

    care se pare ca avea o pana. Era Mos Craciun cu o tolba plina

    de cadouri. Deoarece ei nu au vrut sa dezamageasca copiii

    cei multi care asteptau cadourile, perechea perfecta l-au

    invitat pe Mos Craciun sa se urce in masina lor pt. a ajunge

    sa imparta cadourile. Si asa au ajuns in scurt timp sa

    imparta cadourile. Din nefericire s-au inrautatit conditiile

    meteorologice si cei trei au avut un accident.

    Unul singur din cei trei a supravietuit. Care?

    (Ginditi-va mai intii si abia apoi va uitati la raspuns)

    Bine-nteles ca femeia perfecta.

    Ea este singura din cele 3 personaje care exista

    intr-adevar. Toata lumea stie ca Mos Craciun nu exista.... si

    ce sa mai zicem de barbati perfecti...

    Pt. femei, povestea se termina aici. Barbatii vor citi in continuare.

    Puncte bonus pt. barbati:

    Daca Mos Craciun si barbatul perfect nu exista, inseamna ca

    femeia a condus.

    Ceea ce explica de ce s-a si intimplat accidentul.

    Si inca ceva: daca esti femeie si ai citit si restul

    povestii, asta mai demonstreaza inca o chestie:

    Femeile nu fac niciodata ce li se spune !

    2009/08/05 12:53 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 3924 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    To: All Romanian Speaking Staff

    Subject: Improper Language Usage

    It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our office in Romania that offensive language is commonly used by our Romanian speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:

    1. Words like "futui", "în pula mea", "pula" and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.

    2. You will not say "si-a bagat pula" when someone makes a mistake, or "s-a caacat pe el" if you see someone being reprehended, or "baga-mi-as", when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb "a se caca" and "a se fute" are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.

    3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as "pula de om", "caacanaru'" or "boul".

    4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as "pulalau" nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as "muiangiu".

    5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as porcarii.

    6. Do not say "futu-ti mata" if somebody is persistent, do not add "pula mea", if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say "am pus-o" (refer to item 2) nor "o sa ne-o traga" when a matter becomes excessively complicated.

    7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say "du-te-n pula" nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with, "ce pula mea vrei?".

    8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners "bosorogi imputiti".

    9. Do not say "ia mai mereti-n pula cu cucatul asta" when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer "futu-te-n cur" when your assistance is required.

    10. You should never call partner representatives as "boul dracului" or "tampitul ala".

    11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as "pizdulica buna", "futaciosu'" or "homalaul lui peste.

    11. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say "ma sterg la cur" cu textul asta.

    Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.

    Thank you.

    2009/08/05 12:53 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 3925 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un taran catre celalalt:

    - Uite ce scrie aici in ziar, ca in capitala un om e calcat de masina la fiecare jumatate de ceas.

    Ce-or fi avand cu bietul om?

    2009/08/05 12:53 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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