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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - * - 1 » 02:12 19 Fri Apr 2024

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    Un tip intra intr-o farmacie.
    Tipul, foarte sigur: - Vreau sa-mi dati 3 cutii cu Viagra dar repede, ca ma grabesc! In seara asta, tre' sa vina la mine acasa, doua autocare cu femei super!
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    Tipul: - Dati-mi, va rog, trei cutii cu crema pentru maini! Am luat toata Viagra dar n-au mai venit autocarele!

    2009/07/29 01:02 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 207 » Deocheate Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un cioban, aflat pe patul de moarte, il cheama pe fi-sau.
    Ciobanul: - Ma Ioane, io ma duc! Iti las mostenire toata turma si uite si cheia de la beciul cu Gigi-Buze-Reci! Da' ai grija, sa nu-i dai drumu' decat daca te napadesc lupii!
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    Un lup mai tanar nu e de acord.
    Tanarul: - Da-l, ma, dracu'! Ce-o sa ne faca? Ne suge p**a!
    Seful: - Da, ma! Da' tu stii ce buze reci are?

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    Intrebare: - De ce le plac barbatilor, femeile cu sanii mari si vaginul mic?
    Raspuns: - Pentru ca si ei, la randul lor, au gura mare si scula mica!

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  • 209 » Deocheate Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un tip loveste Mertanu' unei prostituate.
    Prostituata: - Daca ai sti cata m**e am luat, ca sa-mi iau masina asta!
    Tipul: - Da' sa vezi cata m**e o sa iei, ca s-o repari!

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    Intrebare: - Cate pozitii sunt?
    Raspuns: - 68, ca la 69 se spala sculele!

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