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  • 146 » Deocheate Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    O femeie intra intr-un magazin cu articole de piele si cere o poseta.
    Vanzatorul ii da o poseta mica.
    Femeia: - Dar e prea mica!
    Vanzatorul: - Da, da` e din piele de penis. Daca stii s-o mangai, se face mare!

    2009/07/29 01:01 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 147 » Deocheate Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Itic si Strul se intalnesc, dupa vreo 5 ani.
    Itic avea milioane de marci, masini etc.
    Strul: - Ce ai facut, ma, de ai atatia bani?
    Itic: - Mai, am inventat un aparat: bagi 5 marci si iti face l*ba.
    Se intalnesc peste vreo 5 ani.
    Strul, multimiliardar in marci, limuzine etc.
    Itic: - Dar tu ce ai facut, de ai mai multi bani decat mine?
    Strul: - Am adus ceva imbunatatiri la aparatul tau: bagi 5 marci si iti face l*ba, bagi 10 marci si iti da drumul la p**a!

    2009/07/29 01:01 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 148 » Deocheate Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un reporter realizeaza un reportaj despre rata homosexualitatii, printre soldatii din unitatile militare.
    Acesta intalneste un soldat, pe care il intervieveaza.
    Reporterul: - Nu te supara! La tine in unitate, cati soldati homosexuali sunt?
    Soldatul: - Dom`le,la noi in armata, e un singur poponar. Si cu ala ne f*tem toti, frate!

    2009/07/29 01:01 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 149 » Deocheate Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un sofer ia in camion a tanara autostopista.
    La primul popas, opreste camionul si ii propune sa faca o partida de sex, pe iarba.
    Zis si facut.
    Ei trec prin mai multe pozitii.
    Tanara: - Sus nu mi-o dai?
    Soferul: - Ce, esti nebuna? Sus am butoaie si lazi!

    2009/07/29 01:01 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 150 » Deocheate Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Se anunta ca va avea loc un concurs, la care, concurenta cu cea mai adanca p*z*a, va primi marele premiu.
    La concurs se prezinta 3 concurente, acestea avand fiecare cate un partener: o americanca, o frantuzoaica si o tiganca.
    Concursul a inceput.
    La americanca, i-a intrat mana partenerului pana la cot.
    La frantuzoaica, pana la umar.
    Tiganca vine fara partener.
    Prezentatorul: - Ma scuzati dar nu aveti voie sa concurati, fara partener!
    Tuganca, nervoasa: - Ce-ai zis, ma?! Vasile, iesi afara!

    2009/07/29 01:01 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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