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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - * - 1 » 07:51 27 Sat Apr 2024

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  • 9061 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Instructorul catre Bula : Mai Bula...astazi sper sa ma faci mandru de tine.

    Bula : Da domnu ' !

    Bula mai mandru ca niciodata porneste masina si trece pe rosu prin toate intersectiile.

    Cand deodata se opreste intr-un sens giratoriu , asa , sigur pe el , fara sa schiteze vreun gest. Intreaba profesorul uimit : Mai Bula da de ce ai oprit ?!

    Bula : Pai m-am oprit ca nu cumva sa treaca din partea aialalta un profesionist asa ca mine care trece pe rosu.

    2009/08/05 17:43 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 9062 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un ziarist merge pe strada sa faca un sondaj de opinie. Cand deodata nimereste la o blonda. Zice ziaristul : Doamna , dvs vorbiti cu barbatul in timp ce facetzi sex ??

    Ea : Daaa...in cazul in care ma suna.

    2009/08/05 17:43 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 9063 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    merge intr-o zi un tigan ,un spaniol,si un chinez intr-o ferma pentru a se angaja ca fermieri.Se intalnes cei trei cu fermierul.

    -Buna ziua,noi am vrea sa ne angajam ca fermieri.

    -Nici o problema.Cine sta mai mult in cocina cu porcul meu ii angajat.Intra spaniolul sta 1 ora,2 ore..iese spaniolul:

    -Puuu...ce pute'porcul.

    Intra chinezul sta o zi doua zile..iese afara:

    -Puuuu....ce pute'porcu.Intra in sfarsit si tiganul...sta 2 minute.Iese porcul:

    -Puuuu....ce pute tiganul'

    2009/08/05 17:43 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 9064 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Bula vine acasa si ii spune tatalui:-tata copii ma bat la jocul cu pistolul de apa.tatal lui bula merge in garaj si dupa vreo trei ore iese sii spune la bula sa se duca afara si sa le spuna copiilor: punchi punchi piu piu.toti mor.in armata: punchi punchi piu piu. toti mor.pe front:punchi punchi piu piu.toti mor.odata mula inalneste un tanc:punchi punchi piu piu.nimic.punchi punchi piu piu.nimic.punchi punchi piu piu.nimic.omul din tanc se inerveaza,iese sii ii spune la bula: tanchi tanchi bum bum.

    2009/08/05 17:43 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 9065 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Doctore, am capul ca o gulie, trei urechi, doua nasuri si gura intr-o parte. Ce sunt?

    - Urat!

    2009/08/05 17:43 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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