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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - * - 1 » 17:44 27 Sat Apr 2024

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    Moare Vasile. Nevasta-sa:

    - Sa-i pun pantofii astia noi? ... Lasa ca-s buni si tenisii...

    - Sa-i pun constumul asta bun? ... Lasa ca-i bun si treningul ...

    Apoi il pune in sicriu si incepe sa jeleasca:

    - Unde te duci tu Vasileeeeeeeeee??!!!! Unde te duci tu Vasileeeeeeeee??!!!

    Din sicriu se aude:

    - La fotbal, f...-ti gura ma-tii, ca asa m-ai imbracat !!!!

    2009/08/05 15:02 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 7772 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un tip merge pe autostrada 57 cu masina si asculta radioul.

    La un moment dat, la radio, crainica anunta:

    - Atentie! Pe autostrada 57 un nebun merge pe contrasens. Pericol mare!

    La care tipul, foarte enervat:

    - Doar unul? Sunt sute !

    2009/08/05 15:02 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 7773 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Q: Care este asemanarea intre o curva goala si un muncitor in salopeta ?

    A: Amandoi sunt in haine de lucru.

    2009/08/05 15:02 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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    Q: Care e asemanarea dintre caine si inginer?

    A: Amandoi au priviri inteligente, dar nici unul nu stie sa se exprime.

    2009/08/05 15:02 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 7775 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un smecheras de cartier se duce intr-un bar si cere barmanului negru:

    - Bai, fata de cur, adu' repede o bere!

    Barmanul il apuca de gat, jap-jap doua palme pe cocoasa si-l da afara.

    A doua seara iar:

    - Bai, fata de cur, adu repede o bere!

    Barmanul il ia la suturi si-l da afara.

    A treia seara, barmanul bea si el linistit un suc cu paiul cand intra smecherasul in bar.

    - Auzi, mosule, cand termini clisma asta, adu-mi o bere!

    2009/08/05 15:02 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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