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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - * - 1 » 10:34 20 Sat Apr 2024

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    Doi muncitori lucrau pe santier. Unul era harnic , iar celalalt era sa cada.

    2009/08/05 14:09 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 6297 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Intr-o zi senina,fetita venea pe jos de la gradinita.Si cum mergea ea si topaia la un moment dat ajunse langa un copac.De acolo se auzea o pasarica ciripind Cip,Cip,MARITA_TE CA TE MANANC!Vai!fetita ingrozita se duce la mamica ei si stica:MAMA MAMA eu ma marit

    Mama:-pai cum asa de ce vrei tu sa te mariti

    MA MANANCA PASARICA!

    2009/08/05 14:09 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 6298 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un politai mergea mandru pe trotuar,si analiza zona.Un copil il intreaba:Nene Politai!cat este ceasul.

    -Trei si jumatate baietas! la care copilul raspunde:

    -Bine,atunci la trei fara un sfert sa ma pupi in fund:

    si fuge.

    Politaiul suparat il alearga:Stai ca te prind eu si-ti arat pe cine pup eu in fund nenorocitu dracului de copil prost crescut.

    -Un alt politai il observa pe colegul sau si il intreaba:

    -Ce se intampla bai cu tine,ce ai cu bietul copil!

    -Tu sti ce mi-a zis mai asta micu'?Cica la trei fara un sfert sa-l pup in cur.

    -Pai ho ma ca abea este fara douazeci!!!!!!


    2009/08/05 14:09 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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    Ion si cu maria erau intro croaziera de lux.Maria vede niste pesti.

    -Uite Ioane!....ce-s aia?

    -Rechini!....aia mananca oameni..

    -Ioane!..da manca si femei?

    -Paiiii femei nu manca....numa barbati..

    -Pai Ioane ce mai astepti????.....si i-a facut vant!!


    2009/08/05 14:09 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 6300 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    era o fata prostitoata care statea la colt si un barbat vine si o intreaba esti casotarita ia raspunde nu ai prieten ia raspunde nu pa alfel mai ma facem prostitoata

    2009/08/05 14:09 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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