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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - * - 1 » 19:34 27 Sat Apr 2024

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    Intr-o seara, Maria statea cu Ion pe intuneric la fantana...

    Iese ma-sa Mariei si striga: Unde esti Marie?

    La fantana, mama, cu Ion...

    Dar mai lasa-l odata pe Ion si vino acasa.

    Bine mama !! Il mai las odata si vin........

    2009/08/05 13:41 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5557 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Intra un batran.

    - Domn doctor! Nu pot sa ma pis!

    - Cati ani ai mosule!

    - 80!

    - Pai lasa ca pana la 80 te-ai pisat destul!

    2009/08/05 13:41 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5558 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Instructie de camp. Soldatul Bula este intrebat de sergent:

    - Soldat, ce faci daca in fata iti ies 500 de inamici?

    - Ii impusc cu mitraliera, domn' sergent!

    - Dar daca vezi in stanga 800 de inamici?

    - Ii impusc cu mitraliera, domn' sergent!

    - Dar ce te faci daca vezi in dreapta 1000 de inamici?

    - Ii impusc cu mitraliera, domn' sergent!

    - Dar de unde iei tu atatea cartuse?

    - Din locul in care aduceti si dumneavoastra inamicii!

    2009/08/05 13:42 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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    Un tigan, un roman si un spaniol vroiau sa inchirieze o camera. Se duc la hotelier si spune spaniolul:

    -Domne, ai vreo camera libera?

    -Da, am una singura, dar aceea e bantuita.

    -Nu e nimic. E buna si aia.

    Se duce primul spaniolul.

    -Buhuhuuuuuuuuu...........sunt fantoma de la 12noaptea! a zis o fantoma, iar spaniolul a zbughit-o, speriat.

    Se duce si romanu.

    -Buhuhuuuuuuuuu..............sunt fantoma de la 12 noaptea! a zis iarasi fantoma, iar romanul s-a facut nevazut.

    Se duce si tiganu.

    -Buhuhuuuuuuuuu...........sunt fantoma de la 12noaptea !

    -Dute dracu ca e 12 si 15minute !!

    2009/08/05 13:42 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5560 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Cand au intrat fotbalistii pe teren scria pe pancarda:

    - Nu calcati iarba si sa nu faceti foarfeca ca taiati terenul in doua!

    2009/08/05 13:42 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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