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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - * - 1 » 18:41 20 Sat Apr 2024

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  • 551 » Bula Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    In timpul celui de-al doilea razboi mondial, Bula a fost intrebat:
    - Ce te-a facut sa te inrolezi in armata?
    - M-am inrolat din mai multe motive. Am vrut sa-mi slujesc patria, am vrut sa lupt contra fascismului, am vrut sa construiesc o lume mai buna, demna de eroii ei, dar motivul principal a fost ca m-au inhatat astia.

    2009/07/29 00:38 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 552 » Bula Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Bula statea pe o banca in parc si manca toate bomboanele primite de ziua lui. O batrana se apropie de el si ii spune:
    - Fiule, nu stii ca daca manaci atatea bomboane o sa ti se strice dintii, o sa ai acnee si o sa ti se faca rau?
    - Bunicul meu a trait 105 ani! raspunde Bula.
    - Si manca cinci bomboane dintr-o data? intreaba batrana.
    - Nu, raspunde Bula, dar isi vedea de treaba lui.

    2009/07/29 00:38 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 553 » Bula Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Bula vine la servici si il intreaba pe Strula:
    - Auzi Strula, tu ai cumva lipsa de calciu?
    Strula foarte serios, raspunde: nu ma da de ce ma intrebi?
    - E,uite-asa vroiam sa stiu si eu.
    Mai trece o saptamina, Bula vine cu aceeasi intrebare: mai Strula tu sigur nu ai lipsa de calciu?
    Bula foarte suparat ii raspunde: ti-am mai zis o data ca nu. Da de ce, ma?
    - Pai de doua saptamini ma culc cu nevasta-ta si vad ca nu-ti mai cresc coarnele odata.

    2009/07/29 00:38 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 554 » Bula Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Bula este luat in clasa intai. El se opune si striga:
    - Doiprezece ani? Pentru ce

    2009/07/29 00:38 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 555 » Bula Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Intr-o zi vine Bula de la scoala bucuros. Ii spune lu maica-sa:
    - Mama, am capatat nota 10.
    - Bravo puiul mamei. La ce?
    - Pai 2 la matematica, 4 la dictare, 1 la gramatica si 3 la istorie!

    2009/07/29 00:38 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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