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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - * - 1 » 10:41 27 Sat Apr 2024

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    Un tip sta la coada la supermarket cind deodata observa ca o blondina super sexy, si ea la coada, ceva mai in spate, il saluta cu un fluturat de mina si-i zimbeste prietenos...

    Tipului nu-i vine sa creada ca o tipa atit de bine il cunoaste si, asa ca o intreaba:

    - Scuzati, ne cunoastem cumva?

    - Nu sint chiar sigura, dar cred ca sinteti tatal unuia din copiii mei, raspunde frumusetea.

    Tipul isi aduce aminte de singura data cind si-a inselat sotia.

    - Dumnezeule, deci esti dansatoarea de striptease cu care mi-am facut de cap in seara dinaintea nuntii pe masa de biliard, de fata cu toti baietii ...in timp ce colega ta ma biciuia cu telina uda pe fund?

    - Nu, raspunde tipa rece, sunt profesoara de romana a fiului dumneavoastra.

    2009/08/05 13:27 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5102 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    De ce a ramas vulpea fara televizor?

    Pentru ca i-a spus iepurelui:

    - Iepurasule, acum po-ti sa-mi iei tot ce am eu mai scump pe lume!

    2009/08/05 13:27 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5103 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    La un Sanatoriu, in Somalia, se aude o voce:

    - Sora...un paianjan!!!!

    - Vin imediat! zice sora, ocupata.

    Peste putin timp:

    - Sora...un paianjan!!!!

    - Vin imediat! striga sora, inca ocupata.

    Mai trece putin timp:

    - Unde ma duci bestie?!!

    2009/08/05 13:27 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5104 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Intr-un pet-shop:

    - Aveti cumva rechini mici de vanzare?

    Vanzatorul mirat, raspunde ca nu si il intreaba la ce ii trebuie.

    - Pai stiti, vreau sa o invat minte pe pisica mea, fiindca e a cincea oara cand imi mananca pestisorul din acvariu!

    2009/08/05 13:27 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5105 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Doua maicute la magazin:

    -Dati-mi va rog doi cremwusti!

    La care cealalta:

    -Mai ia unul sa-l mancam!

    2009/08/05 13:27 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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