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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - * - 1 » 12:23 19 Fri Apr 2024

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  • 1 » Glume cu animale Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Cica mergea Bula pe strada si se gandea " oare de ce nu a dat Dumnezeu sa stea vaca in pom ? "
    la un moment dat , o barza isi face nevoia in capul lui Bula , la care Bula adauga
    -Dumnezeu gandeste !!!
    ( adica daca isi facea nevoia o vaca in capul lui ?)

    2009/07/23 13:11 - Thursday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 2 » Glume cu animale Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Doi poescari,Gigi si Aurica.
    La un momentdat Aurica se oftica si il intreaba cum face ca prinde asa mult peste si el nu prinde deloc.
    Acesta ii raspunde ca este o adevarata arta la prin pestele..
    Mai intai ii zice ca tre sa isi dea pantaloni jos iar apoi sa intrea in apa pana la buric.Face el ce ii zice..(dupa cateva minute apar rezultatele)..gigi ii zice ca atunci cand va aparea pestele el va sta pe margine si ii va da cu bata in cap.Toate ca si facute.Dupa ceva timp apare si in somn mare si batran...gigi ii zice sa aiba grija ca ii va da cu bata in cap.
    Dar aurica ii zice ...LASAL MACAR UN PIC....AHHH CE BINE EE

    2009/07/23 13:11 - Thursday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 3 » Glume cu animale Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Problema de fizica:Ce-i trece prin cap unei muste cind se zdrobeste de parbeizul unei masini care ine cu 100Km/ora pe autostrada Bucuresti-Pitesti?
    Raspuns:Curu!

    2009/07/23 13:11 - Thursday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 4 » Glume cu animale Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    In padure - adunare generala, mare sfat. In urma cu o seara vulpea a fost violata bestial; se cauta vinovatul.
    - Cumatro vulpe da-ne macar un indiciuu, alfel cum vrei sa-l gasim, zice leul.
    - Era intuneric si totul s-a petrecut foarte repede; imi amintesc doar ca avea urechile foarte lungi, spune vulpea.
    Iepurasul statea in primul rand, scuipa in labute si isi lipeste urechile de cap in timp ce gandea :
    -Ptui, ce te-am f...t, magarule!

    2009/07/23 13:11 - Thursday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5 » Glume cu animale Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    In padure, stau ursul si iepurasul in buzi alaturate.
    Ursul catre iepuras:
    -Mai iepurasule, tie iti pica parul?
    -Nu, zice iepurele.
    -Atunci esti bun de sters.

    2009/07/23 13:11 - Thursday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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