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  • 1 » Gheorghe Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Statea Badea Gheorghe pe deal cu un bumerang in mana si cu fata plina de sange. Se apropie Ion:
    - Ce faci, ma, Gheo?
    - Stau.
    - Da' ce tii in mana?
    - Nu stiu.
    - Pai si de ce il tii? Arunca-l!
    - Arunca-l tu, ca eu m-am saturat!

    2009/07/29 00:45 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 2 » Gheorghe Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    La Palatul Victoria se opreste badea Gheorghe cu bicicleta si o reazema de gard si incepe sa caste ochii in jur. Gardianul:
    - Bade, ia bicicleta de-aici ca vin ministrii, primul-ministru...
    - No, ca nu-i bai, i-am pus lacat!

    2009/07/29 00:45 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 3 » Gheorghe Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Se trezeste Ion de dimineata ca avea de crapat lemne.
    No, si se apuca Ion de crapat, cind il vede pe Gheorghe la poarta:
    - 'Neata, Gheo!
    - 'Neata, Ioane!
    - Ce faci ma, Gheo? Nu vii sa ma ajuti la lemne?
    - Nu pot ma Ioane ca is beteag rau...
    - No, tulai Doamne, da' ce ai ma Gheo?
    - Boala gre' ma Ioane!
    - Da' ce boala ai ma?
    - Boala venerica...
    - Ioi, ma... da' cum ii boala asta, ma?
    - Pa' stii tu ma Ioane... ma doare in pix de lemnele tale!

    2009/07/29 00:46 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 4 » Gheorghe Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    n tanar se intalneste cu badea Gheorghe care era cu oile la pascut. Acesta se gandeste sa faca conversatie si-l intreaba:
    - Bade, dau oile lapte?
    - Alea albe da.
    - Si.....alea negre?
    - Si alea negre.
    - Da lana dau?
    - Alea albe da.
    - Pai si alea negre?
    - Si alea negre.
    - Pai atunci de ce faci diferenta intre ele?
    - Pentru ca alea albe sunt ale mele.
    - Si alea negre?
    - Si alea negre.

    2009/07/29 00:46 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5 » Gheorghe Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Badea Gheorghe ajunge in ultimul moment pe peronul garii, atat cat sa vada cum ii pleaca trenul de sub nas.
    Necajit, exclama:
    - No, vezi ce-nsamna sa n-ai lucru tau?!

    2009/07/29 00:46 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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