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  • 6511 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Nimeni si cu Prostu merg la mare. Se arunca in apa si Nimeni era sa se innece. Prostu mere rapid la salvamar si striga: Se ineaca, se ineaca!

    La care salvamaru intreba: Cine se ineaca?

    Prostu zice: Nimeni.

    La care salvamarul: Ma, tu esti prost ?

    Da, eu sunt ala!!!!!!!

    2009/08/05 13:13 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 6512 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Profesoara il intreaba pe Ion:

    -Cat fac 2+2?

    -Cinci!

    Cum asa?

    -Am mai avut unul in ghiozdan!

    2009/08/05 13:13 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 6513 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    O gravida gata gata sa nasca... Dumnezeu coboara pe pamant si il intreaba pe bebel:

    - Bebe, ai 2 variante: ce vrei sa fii: fata sau baiat?Bebelul sta se gandeste si spune:

    - BAIAT!!!

    Iar Dumnezeu il intreaba:

    - De ce?...

    - Pentru ca baietii sug pana la un an in schimb fetele de la 14 in sus.

    2009/08/05 13:13 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 6514 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Doua surori, una de 18, cealalta de 10 ani, fac pentru prima oara baie impreuna.

    Cea mica observa ca cea mare are niste par intre picioare.

    - Ce e asta dintre picioarele tale ?

    - Par pubian !

    - Si nu te deranjeaza cand faci sex ?

    2009/08/05 13:13 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 6515 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Care e diferenta intre un bec si o blonda?

    Becul se arde o data pe cand blonda se arde la nesfarsit

    2009/08/05 13:13 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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