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    A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes silence, they follow suit. "The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index.

    2009/08/02 01:25 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Little Sally came home from school with a proud smile on her face. She told her mum, "Frankie Brown showed me his willy today." Before mum could raise a concern sally said, "It reminded me of a peanut....." With a secret smile mum asked, "Was it really small?" Sally replied, "No... really salty!"

    2009/08/02 01:26 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Man comes home to find his 17 yr old daughter with a d*ldo up her. "What are you doing," he shouts. "Well you won't let me have a boyfriend so this is my substitute," she explains. The next night the daughter comes home to find her dad with a d*ldo up his arse drinking a can of beer, "What are you doing," she shouts. He replays, "Having a beer with your boyfriend."

    2009/08/02 01:26 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    A young man walks into a bar and orders a Kamikaze. As soon as he is severed he slams it down. And before the bartender can walk away he calls out I need a shot of Tequila. So the bat tender pours the tequila. And no sooner than he is server he slam it back and then the young man asks for a shot of Gin. The bar tender compiles with the request, and out of curiosity asks the young man are you celebrating? The young man nods, and says quietly mt first blow job. The bartender smiles and says I remember my first. The young man looks up and says so how did you get rid of that taste?

    2009/08/02 01:26 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    A woman wants everything from one man. A man wants one thing from all the women.

    2009/08/02 01:26 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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