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  • 51 » Dirty jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A bloke asks his mate 'do you ever talk to your wife during sex ?'. His mate replies 'yeah, if she calls ...'

    2009/08/02 01:30 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 52 » Dirty jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Two eggs boiling in a pan. One says, "I've got a huge crack." The other replies, "Stop teasing me, I'm not f*cking hard yet."

    2009/08/02 01:30 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 53 » Dirty jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my privates inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his privates unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone 100 dollars who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."

    2009/08/02 01:30 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 54 » Dirty jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A man and woman doing staff in bed after midnight. At one point they hear a car noise and a strong brake. Woman : Take your staff and run on the window. I think that`s my husband. The man panics, jumps out of bad , takes his clothes from all over the place, and jumps on the window. After a while the same guy with his clothes knocks at the door : -Hey wife, I think we are a little bit stressed.

    2009/08/02 01:31 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 55 » Dirty jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A mother was arguing with her teenager and finally she reaches breaking point and blurts out, " I should swallowed you when i had the chance!"

    2009/08/02 01:31 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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