An Italian and a Greek were arguing about which country added the most to civilization. The Greek: We built the Acropolis! the Italian: We built the colloseum! The Greek: We gave the world advanced math! the Italian: We made the Roman Empire! The Greek: We discovered sex!! the Italian: And we introduced it to women!!
Undertaker to bereaved husband. When did you 1st notice your wife was dead? Well he replies, "The s*x was the same but the dishes were starting too pile up."
Reebok have released new ultra skintight cycling shorts for woman called 'mumblers'. You can see the lips move, but you can't make out what the cunt's saying!
One day, a hippie and a nun get on a bus. The hippie whispers into the nun's ear and says "you wanna have sex?" and the nun says, "no way you sicko!", after that, the hippie gets off the bus and tells the bus driver to tell the nuns to go to the graveyard at 9:00pm that night. At 9:00pm the nun arrives at the graveyard and the hippie is there dressed as god. The hippie then commands the nun to have sex with him and the nun replies, "Ok, but can you do it up the back?", the hippie agrees and they do it. after they're done, the hippie pulls of his mask and yells, "HA! I am the hippie from the bus" then the nun pulls of HIS mask and says "HA! I am the bus driver!"
A little boy asks his Mum 'why am I black and you are white ?' 'Don't even ask,' she replies 'when I think back to that party ... you are lucky that you not bark !'
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