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    There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move. So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said. "Not very strong tonight, are you Batman?"

    2009/08/02 01:33 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 22 » Bar jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A rabbi, a priest, and a bishop walk into a bar. The bartender says,"What is this, some kind of joke?"

    2009/08/02 01:34 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 23 » Bar jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    An Irishman, an Italian, and a Pollack were having a drink together at the local tavern. The Irishman says, "...You know, where I'm from, there's a bar called "O'Mally's", where you buy a drink, then you buy another drink, and then O'Mally himself buys you a drink." The Italian then says, "Well....where I'm from, there's a place called "Vinnie's", where you buy a drink, then Vinnie buy you a drink, then you buy another drink, and then Vinnie buys you another drink.." The Pollack then says "Well...where I come from, there's a bar where they buy you a drink, then they buy you another drink, and then they buy you another drink, and then they take you in back, and then you get laid !". The Irishman and the Italian both respond with, "Gee....that sounds like a great place ! Have you ever been there ?" "No..." said the Pollack, "....but my sister has ...."

    2009/08/02 01:34 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 24 » Bar jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left. One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says' "Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."

    2009/08/02 01:35 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 25 » Bar jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Two gay guys walk into a bar, they deserve it!!!!

    2009/08/02 01:35 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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