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    An elderly woman went to her doctor, complaining about not being able to hear out of one ear. The doctor then took his penlight, looked in her ear, then took his tweezers, reached in, and pulled something out. After examining the object for a second, he exclaimed, "Well....it seems you inserted a suppository into your ear...". The old lady thought for a second, then responded "Gee....I guess that explains why I can't find my hearing-aid...!".

    2009/08/02 01:25 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    I used to hate weddings, all the old ladies would prod me and say 'you'll be next !' They soon stopped that, when I started saying it to them at funerals !

    2009/08/02 01:25 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    A 90 year old women goes to the doctor. Dr i can't stop farting, sure they don't smell and make no noise but still i can't take it any more. Well take these pills every day and come back in a week. Dr what did you do to me not only am i still farting now they smell as well! Oh very well , now about your hearing...

    2009/08/02 01:28 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

    2009/08/02 01:30 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Two elderly ladies were discussing the upcoming dance at the country club. "We're supposed to wear something that matches our husband's hair, so I'm wearing black," said Mrs. Smith. "Oh my," said Mrs. Jones, "I'd better not go."

    2009/08/02 01:30 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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