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    Man comes home to his wife and says to her: "With the new pair of glasses, you look like sh.t." "But I don't have a new pair of glasses..." she replies. "But, I do."

    2009/08/02 01:35 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 82 » Dirty jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Naughty boy draws a p*nis on a black board. Lady teacher rubs it off. Next day he draws a bigger one and writes: "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!!

    2009/08/02 01:35 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 83 » Dirty jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    This young boy named Don walked into a whorehouse, slammed his money on the counter and said, "I want a woman!" The man behind the counter asked, "How old are you? "Don, replied, "I'm 17! "The man said, "Your too young, come back when your older, mean while practice on trees. "A year later Don once again came back to the whorehouse, swung the front door open, then shut, stomped over to the front desk and slammed his money on the counter harder then before. He screamed, "GIVE ME A WOMAN!" The man behind the counter said, "How old are you?" Don, shouted, "I AM 18!" The man took Don's money and said, "OK, up stairs, second door on the left." Don didn't miss a beat. He ran up those stairs so fast he skipped every other step. It wasn't about 5 minutes later when the man behind the counter heard the whore up stairs screaming in complete and utter agony. So he jumped over the counter and ran up the stairs. Once at the room he kicked in the door and to his surprise Don had a broomstick shoved right up the whore's p*ssy. The man shouted, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Don simply replied, "Checking for squirrels..."

    2009/08/02 01:35 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 84 » Dirty jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    If size doesn't matter, how come my girlfriends vibrator isn't three inches long and crooked ...?

    2009/08/02 01:36 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 85 » Dirty jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    2 cowboys talking about s*x. 1 cowboy says 'I like the rodeo position !' 'I haven't heard of that ... ' says the other cowboy, 'what is it ?' 'Well get your girlfriend down on all fours and mount her from behind. Then reach round and cup both of her breasts and whisper 'these feel just like your sisters' and try and hold on for 8 seconds !'

    2009/08/02 01:36 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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