A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all of us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to? You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea." The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmenseated there are furiously masturbating.She yells, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"One of the Japanese men explains, "Can't you see? We areall berry hungry."The waitress begs the question, "So, how is whacking-off inthe middle of the restaurant going to help that situation?"One of the other Japanese men replies,"The menu say,FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"
Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man.The wife said, "He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate."I've got a great policeman joke. Would you like to hear it?""I should let you know first that I am a policeman.""That's OK. I'll tell it really slow!"
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "MAN, That is the ugliest baby I've EVER seen!"In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. She fumed for a few stops and started getting really worked up.The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong."The bus driver insulted me!" she fumed.The man sympathized and said, "Hey! He's a public servant and he shouldn't say things to insult the passengers.""You're right!" she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.""That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey!"
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