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    In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. '$10 for 3 minutes,' replied the pilot. 'That's too much,' said the farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said, 'I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10.' The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, 'I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man.' 'Maybe so,' said the farmer, 'But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out.'

    2009/08/02 00:50 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 192 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A blonde borrowed her husband's car and parked in the supermarket car park. Just as she came out laden with shopping, she saw a young lad break into the car, hot wire it and drive off. Naturally she reported the matter to the police. 'What did he look like?, the sergeant asked. 'I don't know she replied, but I got the licence plate'.

    2009/08/02 00:50 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 193 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    'God,' inquired Adam, 'Why did you make Eve so beautiful?' 'So you would love her.' 'But why did you make her so dumb?' 'So she would love you.'

    2009/08/02 00:50 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 194 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Married for many years, Paul had been ignored by his wife, Liz, for some days, so eventually he confronted her with what he perceived as the problem. 'Come on Liz, admit it,' he ranted, 'You only married me because my granddad left me $6 million, didn't you?' 'You really are silly, Paul,' retorted Liz loudly, 'I couldn't care less who left it to you.'

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  • 195 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one week."The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I'll stay with you and do *Anything* you want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally the frog asked, "What is it?I've told you I'm a beautiful Princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do *Anything* you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The boy said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer.I don't have time for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool."

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