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    A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

    2009/08/02 01:02 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 647 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A police officer pulls over an elderly female for speeding while driving her husband to a doctors appointment. The officer approaches the vehicle and attempts to explain that he stopped her for speeding. She looks at her husband and asks, "What did he say?" The husband replies, "He said he stopped you for speeding." The officer asked the elderly female for her driver's license and she turned and asked her husband, "What did he say? The husband replies, "he wants to see your driver's license." The women hands the officer her license and he sees that she is from his old home town. The officer tells the couple that he remembered the town because he had the worst sexual experience of his life there. The women looks at her husband and asked, "What did he say?" The husband replies, "He says he knows you."

    2009/08/02 01:02 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 648 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    You are under arrest and.... 1. No, I don't care who you are. 2. No, I don't care who you know. 3. Yes... you DO pay my salary. 4. Yes... you CAN have my job. 5. No, I don't have anything better to do. 6. Yes, I DO arrest real criminals sometimes. 7. No, I am not picking on you because you are black. 8. No, I can't give you a break. 9. No, I don't know your friend, Officer X. 10. Yes, you will be allowed to make a phone call. 11. Yes, I'm sure you will never do it again. 12. No, we can't talk about it. 13. Yes, it DOES make me happy. 14. Yes, you WILL see me in court. Thank you, have a nice day. Your Arresting Officer __________

    2009/08/02 01:02 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 649 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, "What will you take....30 days or $30." The man replied, "I think I'll take the money."

    2009/08/02 01:02 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 650 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!" The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."

    2009/08/02 01:03 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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