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    Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow". The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet". The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45"!!

    2009/08/02 01:03 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 677 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

    2009/08/02 01:03 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 678 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A six-year-old boy called his mother from his friend Charlie's house and confessed he had broken a lamp when he threw a football in their living room. "But, Mom," he said, brightening, "you don't have to worry about buying another one. Charlie's mother said it was irreplaceable."

    2009/08/02 01:03 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 679 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Three men, an Italian, a Jew, and a Greek, are crossing the road, when a bus runs them all over, killing them instantly. They appear before Saint Peter, who prepares to let them into Heaven. The three plead and beg to be allowed to go back, as they're only young and haven't led full lives. Eventually Saint Peter relents and lets them go back to earth - on the one condition that they give up the one thing that each of them wants most of all in life, not even to attempt to attain it. BANG!! They're back in the same street they came from, all a bit shocked by the experience. Within a few minutes, they're passing by a pizza shop. The Italian can't help himself, he runs in, and just as he's about to take a bite of pizza, BANG!!, the Italian disappears - he's gone back to Heaven. The other two are quite shocked by this, but then continue on walking. Just then, a dollar coin rolls across the footpath in front of the two men. The Jew can't help himself, he bends over, and just as he's about to pick up the coin, BANG!!, the Greek disappears.

    2009/08/02 01:03 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 680 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Q: What's the definition of a virgin in England? A: Any female under the age of eighteen. Q: What's the definition of a virgin in France? A: Any female under the age of sixteen. Q: What's the definition of a virgin in the Middle East? A: Any camel that can run faster than an Muslim.

    2009/08/02 01:03 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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