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Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach? A: To get to the other tide.
2009/07/25 18:41 - Saturday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
2009/07/25 18:41 - Saturday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic
Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager. A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either. Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers? A: The outside. Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? A: A walkie-talkie, of course. Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds? A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable. Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle? A: Too many cheetahs. Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? A: To the retail store. Q: What kind of dog tells time? A: A watch dog.
2009/07/25 18:45 - Saturday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic
Q: What has four legs and an arm? A: A happy pit bull. Q: Why is a tree like a dog? A: Because they both lose their bark when they die. Q: Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund? A: Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie. Q: What is the difference between a rottweiler and a social worker? A: It is easier to get your kids back from a rotweiler! Q: Did you hear about the new breed in pet shops? A: They crossed a pit bull with a collie; it bites your leg off and goes for help. Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed? A: Your nose is touching the ceiling. Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? A: Elephino.
2009/07/25 18:45 - Saturday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? A: Holes all over Australia. Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale? A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel. Q: Why did the elephant cross the road? A: Chicken's day off. Q: Why do elephants have trunks? A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments. Q: Why do elephants drink so much? A: To try to forget. Q: How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge? A: He pull out his Diners' Club card. Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide? A: A giraffic jam.
2009/07/25 18:48 - Saturday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic
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