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    Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
    A: Because they don't know the words.

    Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?
    A: To a crow bar.

    Q: Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?
    A: He was going to make a long-distance caw.

    Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?
    A: Look at the orange mama laid.

    Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers?
    A: No, you should eat your fingers separately.

    Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
    A: If they dropped them, they'd break.

    Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
    A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.

    Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?
    A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.

    2009/07/25 18:48 - Saturday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
    A: To get to the Shell station!

    Q: Why did the chicken scientist cross the road?
    A: To invent the other side.

    Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
    A: To corrupt the other side.

    Q: Why did the chicken IRS representative cross the road?
    A: To bankrupt the other side.

    Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
    A: To get to the car accident on the other side.

    Q: Why did chicken Dr. Kevorkian cross the road?
    A: To help the patient find the other side.

    Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?
    A: To break on through to the other side.

    Q: Why do birds fly South?
    A: Because it's too far to walk.

    2009/07/25 18:49 - Saturday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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