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    A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!"

    2009/08/02 00:58 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 492 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him and replied, "You're never home!"

    2009/08/02 00:58 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 493 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yelled, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'" "Yeah," she replied, "when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

    2009/08/02 00:58 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 494 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why are you stopping"? she whispered. He whispered back, "I found the remote".

    2009/08/02 00:58 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 495 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted. "An ambulance just drove by!" "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike!" "Looks like the Sanders are moving!" "Jason is on his skate board...." After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!!" Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they are having sex?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."

    2009/08/02 00:58 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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