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    A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

    2009/08/02 01:33 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 27 » Family jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning." "What is she doing?", the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

    2009/08/02 01:33 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 28 » Family jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A young lad is sitting at the table doing his homework. Dad, he says, "What is the difference between 'potentially' & 'realistically'"? Father scratches his chin, inhales sharply and says,"That's a tough one; it's probably easier to demonstrate. Go & ask your mother if she would sleep with the milkman for 1 million quid; then ask your sister the same question" ... 2 minutes later, the lad is back. Dad, they both said for 1 million quid...? Definitely!!! Well son, says the old man, "There is your answer; potentially, we are sitting on 2 million quid; realistically, we are living with a pair of slags....!

    2009/08/02 01:34 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 29 » Family jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    I'm going to watch my wedding video later 'backwards'. I love the end bit when she takes the ring off, goes back down the aisle and jumps in the car.

    2009/08/02 01:34 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 30 » Family jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.." Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved." The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?" The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

    2009/08/02 01:35 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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