An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband. The mother asks the daughter, 'What are you doing naked?' The daughter responds, 'This is the dress of love.' When the mother returns home, she strips naked and waits for her husband. When her husband arrives, he asks her, 'What are you doing naked?' She responds, 'This is the dress of love.' 'Well,' he says to her, 'go iron it.'
A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, hes perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed. 'Son, theres been a bit of a mix-up,' admits the surgeon. 'Im afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis.' 'What!' gasps the patient. 'You mean Ill never experience another erection?' 'Oh, you might,' the surgeon reassures him. 'Just not yours.'
A man and his wife go to the site of their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary. As the couple is reflecting on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asks the husband, 'When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?' The husband replies, 'All I wanted to do was fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry.' 'What are you thinking now?' the wife asks as she undresses. The husband quickly replies: 'It looks like I did a pretty good job.'
After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over, was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance. Naturally, the guy began to worry. 'Is this your husband?' he inquired nervously. 'No, silly,' she replied, snuggling up to him. 'Your boyfriend then?' he asked. 'No, not at all,' she said, nibbling away at his ear. 'Well, who is he then?' demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, 'That's me before the operation.'
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to see a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one good look at this woman and his professionalism is a thing of the past. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does he says to the woman: 'Do you know what I`m doing ?' 'Yes,' she says, 'you`re checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities.' 'Correct,' says thedoctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. 'Do you know what I`m doing now',he says. 'Yes,' says the woman, 'you`re checking for any lumps or breastcancer.' 'That`s right,' replies the doctor. He then gradually proceeds to having sexual intercourse with her. 'Do you know,' he pants 'what I`m doing now?' 'Yes,' she says. 'You`re getting herpes.'
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