Two blonde women are talking.. - you know, yesterday, I cheated on my husband - did you do it for money or for love? - for love of course, 'cause you know $300 is not really money anymore...
A blonde & brunette are in an elevator. On the third floor a man gets on who's just perfect: 3-piece suit, great build with a nice butt. Unfortunately, they both noticed, he had really bad dandruff. The man got off on the 5th floor. Once the doors closed the brunette turned to the blonde and said, "Someone should give him 'Head & Shoulders.'" To which the blonde replied, "How do you give 'Shoulders'?"
A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldn't understand though why they were beating each other up for 25 cents. Suprised, the boyfriend asked, what do you mean? The blonde girlfriend replied, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"
A blonde goes to a sales man to buy a TV, "I want that TV" the man replies, "sorry, I don't sell to blondes. She went home, died her hair red and went back to the sales man, "I want this TV," "again, "Sorry, I don't sell to blonbes" Frustrated, she went home, shaved bold and went again " I want this TV!!!" agian, "sorry I dont sell to blondes". The blonde screams out" HOW THE HELL DO U KNOW I'M BLONDE!?!" he replies, "Caues thats not a TV, it's a microwave!"
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