JAN
2

Funny Jokes: Clean Comic Humor - * - 1 » 13:02 28 Thu Mar 2024

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor %

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Animal jokes

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Bar jokes

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Best and Different

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Blonde jokes

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Chuck Norris jokes

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Computer jokes

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Comuter jokes

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Dirty jokes

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Family jokes

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Kids jokes

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Lawyer jokes

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Math jokes



+ more
»24« »25« »26« »27« »28« »29« »30« »31« »32« »33« »34« »35«
  • 146 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down, and his fly wide open. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping, and remembering what the cashier had told him, finally understood. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?" The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

    2009/08/02 00:48 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 147 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Chemistry of the sexes Element Name: WOMAN Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!) Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen. Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. Element Name: MAN Symbol: XY Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50) Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples. Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol. Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command. Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

    2009/08/02 00:48 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 148 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let's go!" The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically. "Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make several low-level passes." "Why?" asked the nervous pilot. "Because I'm going to take pictures!" yelled the photographer. "I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures." After a long pause, the pilot replied: "You mean, you're not my instructor?"

    2009/08/02 00:48 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 149 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show: "Look, it's not the same hat." "Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table." "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's parrot. One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself floating on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and another and another. After a week the parrot said: "OK, I give up. Where's the boat?"

    2009/08/02 00:48 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 150 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door. "Take one of the bottles and drink it!" "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prys off the cap and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband....... "Not that damn difficult, is it?" he says.

    2009/08/02 00:48 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • »24« »25« »26« »27« »28« »29« »30« »31« »32« »33« »34« »35«
    free counters
    DEC
    24

    First Page 4U

    These Applications are maded by Sergiu Gordienco Vasile

    Projects in progress

    • Ask & Answer APP - ( testing.. )
    • Social Project: - ( in construction )
      • CVs DataBase
      • Jobs Database
      • Messages, Agenda, Friends, Small SDK for Game building an Share
    • Online Drawing App - ( partial, on stage, browser compatibility updates for HTML5.. )
      • supports layers, masks, and layes grouping ( testing... )
      • drawing in Multiple formats ( base is Vector Type )
      • exporting in JPG, PNG, SVG, BMP, GIF.. etc ( done )
      • libraries for shema buildin.. ( updating content.. adding items.. )
    • Online Realtime strategy ( .. confidential.. )
      • updating image libraries... ( in progress )
      • updating translations...
      • updating notifiers
      • updating schemas
    • Auto configurable LAMP ( ready, private )
    • Server Stats based on Apache an System Logs ( ready, private )
    • DDOS protection module ( ready, private )

    For contribution contact me at astraluxkl@gmail.com

    DEC
    31
    Info
    The Code Of this site is Copyrighted © and Registered ®. The owner of code of this System is "Sergiu Gordienco Vasile", the rights are protected by Law. If you are interested by this, contact him on astraluxkl@gmail.com or send SMS on: (+373) 78310479
    We are glad to discuss your purpose sincerely GenerationUnion Support Team astraluxkl2@gmail.com.