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  • 1271 » Family jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning." "What is she doing?", the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

    2009/08/02 01:33 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1272 » Bar jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move. So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said. "Not very strong tonight, are you Batman?"

    2009/08/02 01:33 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1273 » Dirty jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    What is difference between woman and condom ? None :-) Both of them spend more time in your wallet ... than on your d*ck !

    2009/08/02 01:33 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1274 » Men jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Sid and Irv are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Irv dies. Sid doesn't hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife. Then one day he gets a call. It's Irv. "So there is an afterlife! What's it like?" Sid asks. "Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex. Take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep, and wake up the next day." "Oh, my God," says Sid "So that's what heaven is like?" "Oh no," says Irv. "I'm not in heaven. I'm a bear in Yellowstone Park."

    2009/08/02 01:33 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1275 » Yo mama jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

    2009/08/02 01:33 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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