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  • 1246 » Work & Office jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

    2009/08/02 01:33 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1247 » Men jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Husband admiring his body in the mirror says to wife 'look at that, 14 stones of pure dynamite !' Wife replies 'yeah, shame about the 2 inch fuse ...'

    2009/08/02 01:33 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1248 » Blonde jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    On a plane flight from Seattle to Chicago, a blonde was sitting in economy class. About half way through the flight, she got up and moved to an empty seat in first class. A flight attendant who observed this, went over to her and politely explained that she had to move back to economy class because that was what her ticket was for. The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chicago and I'm staying right here." After several attempts to explain to the blonde why she had to return to economy class, the flight attendant gave up. She went to the cockpit and explained the situation to the pilot and co-pilot. "Wait a minute," said the pilot. "Did you say she's blonde? I can handle this. My wife is a blonde. I speak Blonde." So he went up to the woman sitting in first class and whispered something in her ear. "I'm sorry," said the blonde, and she promptly got up and returned to her seat in economy class. "What did you say to her?" ask the astonished flight attendant and co-pilot. To which the pilot replied, "I just told her that first class isn't going to Chicago."

    2009/08/02 01:33 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1249 » Dirty jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    An old married couple were having s*x and the wife says, "Baby, suck my nipples!" The man dies; autopsy said, 'Reason for death: Expired Milk'

    2009/08/02 01:33 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1250 » Chuck Norris jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

    2009/08/02 01:33 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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